there was a woman named helvetica and she asked for some portraits to be done, so i gave her the address and then i got the studio all setup and everything, and she gets to the door and has a tall backpack, so i tell her, here's the bathroom, you can change there. so i am at the camera, testing settings, and she comes out of the bathroom naked with two ninja swords and decapitates me, and then proceeds to chop the rest of my body into pieces in less than a minute, like super crazy butcher fast, and then a puff of smoke and she's gone and i realize i'm dreaming and then i wake up