Salty Sesame and Dark Chocolate Chip Cookies

Three (top notch) (totally awesome) (majorly job applicable) (important!) skills I’d like to add to my job resume. (Yes… this is a place my mind wanders.)
- Outrageous use of punctuation and constant abuse of sentence structure. While at first troublesome and awkward, the abuse does (over time) lend itself to a conversational and relatable tone.
- Able to catch any cell phone as it falls through the air towards the floor. It’s a super power… I’ve got it.
- Adept at combining busy prints with ...