Waking Ideas Publishing - Culture & Critics Corner
Written By Danny Nicolas
A short collection of quotes about goats that I've found over the years:
"Everything to a goat is about having fun. Eating is secondary to having fun. Eating only the tastiest bits and then throwing hay on the ground and joyfully stomping it is the absolute pinnacle of fun."
"BE the goat."
"Pro: Goats are cute and produce milk, which can be made into delicious cheese.
Con: They easily become bored and then mischievous."
"You can sign a contract with a goat but it means nothing."
"When one has goats, it's wise to keep a guillotine handy."
"Goats should come with a warning label: WARNING! This animal has nothing to do all day except eat and plot ways to escape!"
"I would like to remind you that when building fences, spray some water onto your fence. Wherever the water goes through, a goat can escape."
"Q: Name something fathers do with their children.
A: Wake up in the morning and milk the goats."
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